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A little 5yr old was driving his mom crazy at home while she was trying to do housework. She told him " Why don't you go outside and watch the men who are building a new house across the street. And then you come back and tell me all the things you learned. And when Daddy comes home tonight we can tell him also and show him how smart you are". "O.K Mommy". About an hour later the little boy comes back home and says." Mommy guess what I learned??". "What's that sweetheart??" say the Mom.
" Well the f------g door was too f------g wide for the f------g frame. Some A-- Hole took the wrong measurement. It's off by a pussy hair."
The Mom says " How dare you use such language. I'm going to punish you right now. Go in the back yard and get me a switch."
The boy says " F---k that. That's the electrician's job".
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