I'm the best at home repair

[Power Saw]

Seriously, my friends and family always ask me for help. I don't mind because I know I'm the best, and why would I let them hire some schmoe contractor to do a crap job while bending them over.

I've won awards, thats how good at home repair I am.

[Glasshousebltr]

Looks like a bit of a chicken choker as well.

Bob

[Snoonyb]

Looks like a bit of a chicken choker as well.

Bob

With tweezers in both hands, in front of an open curtain and a PA system.